Audile Redirectant

As you approach this large panel, you notice it looks soft, plastic, and inviting with its many buttons and potentially interactive elements. Since it is hung high on the wall you are forced to reach up above regular comfortable heights. You are intrigued by the buttons. What do they do? There are no directions or clues. You think "I musn't push the red button.. oh no.. tis a bad color." You press the other two buttons... nothing... finally, out of pure curiosity, you press the red butto-BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! The alarm scares you into letting go of the button and looking nervously around to see if anyone else has spotted you in pressing the loud, wrong, button. Yes, everyone heard it and are now starring at you.