Sorry I have not been updating in awhile. I have been jumping hoops for the Marines. Yes I want to be a Marine. No, I do not have a death wish. I was disqualified due to medical issues and am now waiting on a waiver from the Surgeon General. o_O I will let yall know how it turns out.

Meanwhile, Christmas shopping has turned into a strength building olympic sport. I am so damn happy I take the bus to malls, because parking is disgusting. Not the part where you have to park a legion away from the enterance, no that's fine. It's the people. I think the only reason that calm Christmas music is spammed on every radio station is to ease the road rage. Happy Shopping!

The next 5 to get a FREE sketch are
Sexy Female TF2 Class
Engy/Pyro
Engy/Solly/Desp
Tentaspy
Shyguy...lolwut


Commissions_____________________________ ______
TF2 Sprays - $5 each
1 Character B&W - $5 each
2 Characters B&W - $8 same pic
1 Character Color - $10 each
2 Characters Color - $15 same pic
Adult Work - $5 extra

Please send a detailed description to me via 'Note' or e-mail.
________________________________________ _______
Costume Props
Medigun [link] $150
Medipack [link] $100
Ubersaw [link] $50
Kukri [link] $30
Hollow Mask [link] $40
Tobi Mask [link] $40
Masks from Okami, Zelda, & more!
Prices do not include shipping, note me with your zip/postal code for a shipping quote.
= model available with lights
________________________________________ ________
Art On Sale
Divorce - [link] $30 Pencil on Board
Cock Fight - [link] SOLD Materials Listed
Hen Fright - [link] $150 Materials Listed
Mother Plight - [link] $150 Materials Listed
*Each Piece in the Rooster series is for sale*
________________________________________ _________
Working on:
Logos for various private companies. X3
Trades = OPEN! Send me a note.

Nebraskon was a blast. Thanks to all who showed up. See the pics here [link] If anyone got a pic of me with a black eye please send it over. I went as hatless, beaten up blu scout Sat night. And, now, I can get back to drawing pornography! *yay* Sorry for the porn delay. I don't mean to give you blue ba..well ya know.

The next 5 to get a FREE sketch are
Sexy Female TF2 Class
Engy/Pyro
Engy/Solly/Desp
Tentaspy
Shyguy...lolwut


Commissions_____________________________ ______
TF2 Sprays - $5 each
1 Character B&W - $5 each
2 Characters B&W - $8 same pic
1 Character Color - $10 each
2 Characters Color - $15 same pic
Adult Work - $5 extra

Please send a detailed description to me via 'Note' or e-mail.
________________________________________ _______
Costume Props
Medigun [link] $100
Medipack [link] $100
Ubersaw [link] $50
Kukri [link] $30
Hollow Mask [link] $40
Tobi Mask [link] $40
Masks from Okami, Zelda, & more!
Prices do not include shipping, note me with your zip/postal code for a shipping quote.
= model available with lights
________________________________________ ________
Art On Sale
Divorce - [link] $30 Pencil on Board
Cock Fight - [link] SOLD Materials Listed
Hen Fright - [link] $150 Materials Listed
Mother Plight - [link] $150 Materials Listed
*Each Piece in the Rooster series is for sale*
________________________________________ _________
Working on:
- Wallpaper (I swear I'll finish it.) <3
- Orgy13 Boots s.12
Trades = OPEN! Send me a note.

This weekend I am going to Nebraskon.
See me there as a BLU Scout on Saturday.
I will be hard to miss since I have the FaN and I'm obnoxious.


The next 5 to get a FREE sketch are
Sexy Female TF2 Class
Engy/Pyro
Engy/Solly/Desp
Tentaspy
Shyguy...lolwut


Commissions_____________________________ ______
TF2 Sprays - $5 each
1 Character B&W - $5 each
2 Characters B&W - $8 same pic
1 Character Color - $10 each
2 Characters Color - $15 same pic
Adult Work - $5 extra

Please send a detailed description to me via 'Note' or e-mail.
________________________________________ _______
Costume Props
Medigun [link] $100
Medipack [link] $100
Ubersaw [link] $50
Kukri [link] $30
Hollow Mask [link] $40
Tobi Mask [link] $40
Masks from Okami, Zelda, & more!
Prices do not include shipping, note me with your zip/postal code for a shipping quote.
= model available with lights
________________________________________ ________
Art On Sale
Divorce - [link] $30 Pencil on Board
Cock Fight - [link] SOLD Materials Listed
Hen Fright - [link] $150 Materials Listed
Mother Plight - [link] $150 Materials Listed
*Each Piece in the Rooster series is for sale*
________________________________________ _________
Working on:
- Wallpaper (I swear I'll finish it.) <3
Trades = OPEN! Send me a note.

I am going to start work on these tomorrow.
The plan is to make & scan one each day.

Here's the line-up
- Roxas/Axel [link]
- Sniper/Medic [link]
- Sniper/Medic [link]
- Youko/Hiei - [link]
- Something...undescribable. - Need more beer to finish.

Nothing quite like having your sick fantasies fulfilled. Allow me to do this for you! The first 5 replies to this journal get a free sketch...and it can be pornographic.
Uh, okay, limitations.. No scat, sorry.*thinks* Okay that's it. *Stands back and shields self*

EDIT: Thank you! Free Porn is now closed. You're napkin is in the mail.